Dumb belle no more!

                                       

Women don't really need to hit the gym. 
Here are some tips for the fittest you.
In exactly a month's time!

Stand next to the window, first thing in the morning. 
That is if you belong to any place other than Mumbai. 
Now, inhale. Smell the flowers? 
Don't forget to exhale.

Next, hold a huge pillow, a bolster's better. Hit your hubby with all your might. He's awake in a jiffy, eyes wide open. Laugh out aloud (at his puzzled face ). Laughing exercise numerous facial muscles.

Next, stand in your sunlit balcony. Do all asanas in full view of your neighbors.( To motivate them).
Collect coins thrown your way from admiring male viewers. (It's commercially viable too.)

Stand still for a few moments. Just look unblinkingly into the far distance. It's good for the eyes. 
If some dashing guy, a Prithviraj look alike, comes into your line of view, it's really not your fault.

Then, pound the tea masala in the mortar.. good for the muscles..sit down, enjoy your tea.
Let hubby have the paper..for a lil' feel good factor. And peace,

They've left, so take a deep breath, hitch saree up,  tuck it's pallu into your bulging waist, hold broom tight, bend forward...and begin cleaning the rooms corner to corner.
Wipe droplets of intense sweat beginning to form on your forehead, resist the urge to swear.

For ultra body toning, stand tiptoe, try to reach the topmost shelf. Dust objects with a clean cloth...without pause.
It really takes a good fifteen minutes or so.

Now, heave half a bucket of water, bend on all fours, press down with all your might. Mop the floor like Kanta bai.
You have to. If you wish to have those great abs.

Take some rest, or you'll faint. You've never worked so hard in all your life. 
A wave of new found love for Kanta bai now sweeps all over you.

Cooking over, take the soiled iron pan, brush it spotless. Prevents upper hand fat accumulation.
No bad words please.

Both hands laden with bags of vegetables from the nearby market..weightlifter style.. for well toned arms..(you can do without your martyr looks...that causes wrinkles)..
You get your full dose of vitamin D too.

In the evenings, walk outdoors briskly. Hands moving up and down, military style for added spectacular effect.
They'll think you've gone mad.

With thousands of rupees saved, with a katrina like figure, a little more compassionate are you now..
Certainly not the dumb belle you would have been..
Had you been to that silly Gym.