Thursday, 1 May 2014

Dear would-be hubby....

Don't snore like dad does
it's awful, creates ruckus
learning to cook at least chai's good
who knows if you'll get any food
be able to kill a big cockroach
or lizard when they approach
don't leave toilet lid open
it ain't really any fun
don't throw soaking wet towel
without even aiming quite well
straight onto our bed
stretch it on rack instead
don't exercise your vocal chord
I'd get easily embarrassed
hearing you singing on the pot
or dancing like kid on the cot
Stop vibrating both knees
when you talk with women you see
most men do this while sitting
gyrations increase in intensity 
with heat of conversing
it's really not amusing!

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