I wonder

                                                    

If sun became moon
day became night
a young man got pregnant
and not his wife...
she had two mouths
and one big ear...
won't the hubby
live ever in fear?
if we could see 
from our backs as well..
would the stabbers' knife fall?
if we all could float in air
would it lead to
a traffic jam rare?
if a cow brayed
and donkey mooed
which one of 'em 
would get shooed?
if boys get teased
by the eves
if trees had no branches
but only leaves
if the mouse chased the cat
if thin overtook the fat...
if baba ramdev
didn't wink on the mat..
what would happen?
I just wonder.