Mai kaisi lagti hoon..

                    
'Mai kaisi lagti hoon?'asked this upcoming pretty young actress.
I happened to glance through her FB profile the other day.
'Wow.Kya baat hai!'
'Hot'.
'Super'.
The comments followed.

Then she would appear in another avatar.In the next photo.Another day.
'Ab mai kaisi lagti hoon?'
'Waaah'.

I scrolled down her page.She didn't have any other topic.But this.Sometimes a religious photo would wind its way in.
She is so pretty.I don't blame her.And the guys,her die hard fans.About 9000 of them.

But I wondered.Why did she not put in one intelligent post? Only pictures of herself in various outfits.She's plainly addicted to those comments,I realized.

But then,it came to me.How could I blame her?I would end up like the fox who couldn't reach the grapes,so it complained that it was sour and walked away.

To be honest,I wouldn't mind having so many fans myself.But not for my looks.Then I wouldn't be able to age gracefully.I'd have to botox myself every fortnight.Constantly worry about competition from other pretty young things.I'd have to look young,though actually I'm not.Like poor Shahrukh has to in his films.With comic results.

I really want to be known for wit,humor.Godly values,sheer humaneness.In my writings.But yet,I must admit.I am as vain as she is.
I do look for those red notifications.I'm kinda addicted to them.I love them when they're aplenty.They make my day.
I'm no different from her,I conclude finally.
'Mai kaisi likhti hoon?'