O-MEN

Some men are a funny speciMEN...
they think they are brainier than woMEN
boast of superior acuMEN
but look like funny apeMEN
with a big abdoMEN
and act like silly caveMEN
with surplus of seMEN
for poor woMEN
they aren't godMEN
but a really bad oMEN!

Well..thank goodness...
the rest are real gentleMEN!!!

But some of women's problems really begin with MEN..

MENacing boss
MENial work
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy!!!

It's a tough MENu 
laid out for you..
so just before you meet 'em...
pray real hard, dear woMEN
then say a loud
aMEN!!